The guy who made up that rap about the Whole Foods parking lot has a new message for you: just put down the phone. He doesn’t want to hear about your clean bill of health from the STD clinic or get stuck behind you texting in line at Huckleberry when all he wants is a friggin maple bacon biscuit. more › Go here to see the original: Whole Foods Parking Lot Guy Wants You to Put Down the Phone: ‘Your Text Messages Are Not That Important, Dude’