I first saw the sign in December 2008, during my last winter break of college. I had just driven six hours down the California coast after pulling an all-nighter in the library, and had to blink a few times before I realized that the eyesore splayed over Ventura Boulevard from one shopping center to the other wasn’t an exhaustion-induced mirage. Here is the original post: Townies: Home Is Where the Jamba Juice Is